Well, we couldn't stop there. Matt and I decided that we were too big for Kansas (a state known for it's expansive, flat plains mind you) and saw it was necessary to occupy TWO states. So, he moved to Arkansas. He hasn't lost any teeth yet and continues to follow the advice of the PSAs he keeps seeing to wear deodorant.
What more could we do? Oh yes, adopt a puppy! He's brought nothing but joy to our lives, especially when he eats his poop, eats my shoes, or steps on Matt's balls.
And now, what more could we possibly add? How 'bout a BABY!!
Yep, I found this little guy via a google image search for "ultrasound, baby with big head". The mother's name is even ELIZABETH. I felt an immediate connection. Now I just have to figure out how to get him into MY womb. Until then, we'll leave him here for safe keeping.Happy April 1st.
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April Fools. I get it. I was trying to figure out the odds of you getting pregnant with how infrequently you and Matt see each other. Timing would have to be just right.
Happy Anniversay!! At least you two got to see each other today...even if it was only for an hour.
I'm getting old Beth, you shouldn't get me excited like that!
Is nothing off limits? Next you will be telling me there is a beer shortage!
Dick
I'll write some smart ass comment after my heart rate drops...
I'm going to go out on a limb and give Beth the "Blogger of the Year" award...and it's only April. Nice one. The fact that you Googled baby with big head is even better.
I thought Milissa got that award?
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